Allison and the Torrid Tea Party_A Dark Reverse Harem Romance by C. M. Stunich

Author:C. M. Stunich [Stunich, C. M.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Sarian Royal Publishing
Published: 2018-10-06T16:00:00+00:00

"My mate," North mutters as he opens a pistol of his own and loads it up with a small metal ball. It looks like a Kingmaker to me. I love that it's smaller and less impressive than a Queenmaker. In the human world, anything labeled queen is usually smaller and less important than the king version: beds, chess pieces, etc.

Underland is weird as hell, but it's refreshing, too.

"Mine," he growls, tail thrashing as he grits his teeth and turns to me. The White Knight is there, too, and she gives him a very unimpressed look.

"Your strange jabberwock possessiveness is entirely unappealing," she says with a sniff, lifting her chin and then glancing over at me. "And this is why I don't keep husbands. Too much work."

"It's simply in my nature to want the Alice to be mine," North says, flicking blonde hair off his forehead in a very dramatic and Duke-ly way. He takes his station very seriously, prancing around with his nose in the air and his gold eyes full of disdain. I sort of love him for it.

"Well, get over it," Chesh purrs, lying on the rafter above us, one arm hanging down, his finger drawing glowing gold designs in the air that disappear like fireflies in the wind. "Everyone knows a cat owns everything he sees."

"I thought Underland men were supposed to be different than Topside men? You all belong to me," I say, aiming the Queenmaker at the targets in the far distance. We're standing just outside the athletic facility, the back doors wide open, facing a stretch of beautiful green field as far as the eye can see.

There's a floral border on either side of the grass, separating this part of the royal gardens from the rest of the grounds. I can hear the flowers bitching about me right now.

"As likely to blow 'er head off as the Carpenter's," one says, her accent reminding me of every generic peasant character I've ever seen in a cheap budget fantasy movie. "Maybe she should aim for the Walrus', eh? At least he's got more to shoot at!"

"Won't last a minute against the Anti-Alice," a lily replies, flicking her leaves in my direction. "We're liable to lose the Kingdom of Hearts to the clubs." I turn and point the Queenmaker in her direction. I would blow us all to kingdom come if I were to shoot at this close a range, but at least I see the stupid flower quiver, and the pixie spirit jumps to a blossom several feet away from me.

Another one of the stupid things tries to pull my room key from my pocket, and I slap it away, watching its translucent wings as it flitters over to a daisy and slips inside. This is my first time actually seeing the pixies, and I'm surprised to find that they really do look like fucking Tinkerbell or some shit, albeit with brightly hued skin in every color of the rainbow.

They are also naked as fuck, and I swear I've seen enough pixie pussy in the last five minutes to last me a lifetime.

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